F.A.Q.

Do you use a normal keyboard?

No. I do not use a standard keyboard, but a specially-designed symbolic keyboard combined with heuristic analysis software, similar to what Steven Hawking uses.

Do you have a prehensile tail?

No, in fact I have no tail at all. Chimpanzees, such as myself, are members of the biological family Hominidae (the great apes), which includes humans, chimpanzees, gorillas, and orangutans. You are thinking of The New World monkeys or Platyrrhines, found in Central and South America.